whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
